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455, 456,
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457.
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Hi, santa baby. Put a halo
Under my tree. Thank you.
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Wow. I can't believe
That we almost raised
Our entire unicef goal
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One week before christmas.
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Nic, hello. That's
A squad record. Amazing.
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You know what's amazing?
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What?
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We could buy a prada jacket
And a gucci tampon holder
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And no one
Would ever know.
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Hi, honey. That's a joke.
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Oh.
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Hey, you know what
I was thinking about?
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Marley jacob would
Be so proud of us
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For this fundraising,
You know?
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I can't believe
She's been gone a year.
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Feels like forever.
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You guys were good friends,
Weren't you?
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Before we became really close?
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Oh.
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Do you have a pad?
I'm out.
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Oh.
Thank you.
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I miss her.
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Do you miss her
This time of year?
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Auld lang syne and all?
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Hell, yes, I miss her.
She taught me everything I know.
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Practice those words over and
Over, like I taught you.
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Make it a mantra,
Darling.
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'cause that is exactly
What I want you to say
At my funeral.
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Marley? Maybe this isn't
My place,
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Being a newbie,
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But maybe to
Avoid the funeral,
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You should eat something.
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Ah. Maybe you should
Give that buffet table a pass.
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Your arms are fat.
Thank you.
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Now, how much money
Have we collected for unicef?
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$360. This is gonna help
So many people.
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What?
Are you stupid?
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The only people that
This is gonna help are us.
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Brooke mcqueen was saying...
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What missy moral co-captain
Doesn't know...
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Won't hurt her.
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Are you in...
Or are you out?
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You do realize
What it's like to be out.
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Don't you?
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You know, hon, if you're
Gonna be on the squad
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And be one of
My popular girls,
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New clothes aren't enough.
You need to style the hair,
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Get disposable lenses.
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Get into my groove.
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Completely.
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Sure, marley, anything.
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Marley? You okay?
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Should I get you
Some carbohydrates?
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Nic? Hey.
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You look like you
Saw a ghost. You okay?
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You didn't answer
My question.
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Um, yeah, do I miss
Marley jacob?
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Yeah, sure I do.
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Oh, hi, carm.
Hey.
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If you're looking
For the cafeteria,
Down the hall.
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Actually, nicole,
I was looking for you.
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I heard about the cheerleader
Unicef christmas fundraiser,
And I want to contribute.
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So, a week's worth
Of lunch money.
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Carmen, that's so great.
Thank you.
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You're welcome.
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Right, nic?
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Yeah, it's great.
Thanks, hon.
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Bye, carmen.
Bye.
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Hey, carm.
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F.Y.I, wannabe.
You can brown-nose
All you want to,
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But it's not gonna earn you
Extra points during second
Semester cheerleader tryouts.
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I didn't give money because
I wanted something, nicole.
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I gave because it's christmas.
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Bah, humbug.
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♪ think it over once or twice ♪
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♪ what lasts
the longest in this life ♪
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♪ character
or rock-hard thighs ♪
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♪ in the end do you believe ♪
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♪ that beauty lies
in what you see ♪
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♪ 'cause if you do,
then, baby ♪
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♪ you've been deceived ♪
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♪ well, me and b ♪
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♪ we hate supermodels ♪
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♪ it's just that I'm tired
of being compared ♪
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Guys, I hope I don't
Sound too cornball,
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But, really, this is the
Prettiest christmas tree ever.
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It's great if you're into
A james bond christmas.
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Why are we decorating
A fake metal tree?
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Christmas trees were supposed
To be green and smell good.
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We designed this tree
To go with the house.
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Okay, I'm gonna get some garland
To put on the staircase.
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Real greenery with field berries
And pine cones.
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Great. Do that, sam,
And enjoy cleaning up
All that mouse doody
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That a sloppy organic
Christmas inevitably
Leads to.
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Dad, we have to go to art's
House of meat by thursday.
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I need a good turkey
For my christmas party.
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Brooke, you throw
A party on christmas?
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Yeah, every year.
Okay, wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
I do the same thing.
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My friends spend christmas day
With their families
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And then come to our house
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To eat and diss
The bad presents they got.
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Ugh!
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This year,
Why don't we merge?
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We'll have one big party.
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What?
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Sounds like fun.
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"Boots, shock therapy,
Arsenic..."
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How about a new dream?
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Carm, what happened
To your leg?
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Well, you know how
Second semester cheerleader
Squad auditions
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Are in two weeks?
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Yeah.
I thought I'd get
A leg up,
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No pun intended,
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By taking this hip-hop
Class after school.
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I really wanted
To make it this time.
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So, anyway, I was practicing
This totally complicated
Sassy move
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That would, like,
Impress them,
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And I felt my ankle snap.
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And now,
I don't get to audition.
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Carm, maybe you should look
At your crippling tragedy
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As a blessing.
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You've taken yourself out
Of the running for cheerleading.
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We won't have to
Do it for you.
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Sit down, ferrara.
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Welcome to the last day
Of the semester,
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My little terrors.
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It goes without saying
That you have been
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My nastiest,
Most disobedient class ever.
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As today dawned,
I said to myself,
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"Bobbi glass, give those
Little brats the final."
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In latin!
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[all] What?
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I don't speak latin.
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And then I remembered,
It's christmas.
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To me, the meaning
Of the season can be conveyed
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In only one word-- give.
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Until it hurts.
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So that's what
I've decided to do.
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Oh!
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Miss glass, sir.
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Presents for us?
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In the spirit of christmas,
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You all get a homemade
Fruitcake and catnip toy.
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Oh.
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And all your g.P.A.'s
Raised half a point
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Without benefit of the final,
Which is canceled.
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Bah, humbug.
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I'm sorry.
What was that?
Who said that?
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Oh, hi. I did.
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I've been saying it for a week.
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Bah, humbug.
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Would you like to
Explain that response?
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With pleasure.
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All year long,
You've been making
Our teen lives difficult
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With your insanely
Complicated tests
And hours of homework,
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And now you expect my heart
To expand for you
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Because you're passing out
These hideous flour tires
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That I'm gonna end up
Using as a doorstop?
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Fat chance.
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Miss julian,
A.K.A. Satan's child,
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May I remind you,
You're on the wrong holiday.
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Halloween was two months ago.
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You can put away your horns
And red scaly tail.
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You don't know what
Christmas is about, miss.
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Clearly.
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Oh, I do. It's the time of year
When the suicide rate
Is highest,
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When lonely, deluded people
Pretend to feel comfort and joy
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And crash later because they're
Left with credit card debt.
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Christmas is just
A silly holiday,
Kept alive
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To bolster the national
Economic index and
Relieve a little guilt.
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That being said, I repeat,
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Bah, humbug.
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Miss glass,
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There's a cat hair
In my fruitcake.
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Awesome.
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See you at the stupid
Christmas lane mall at 4:00,
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And don't be late.
I've got a brazilian wax
Booked at 6:00.
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Geesh.
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♪ christmas time
Is here ♪
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♪ happiness
And cheer ♪
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♪ fun for all,
The children call ♪
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♪ their favorite
Time of year ♪
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♪ yoo-leeee-hooo ♪
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♪ snowflakes in the air ♪
♪ snowflakes in the air ♪
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♪ carols everywhere ♪
♪ carols everywhere ♪
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♪ olden times
And ancient rhymes ♪
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♪ of love and dreams
To share ♪
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♪ to share ♪
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Just one more gift
And my shopping's done.
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Ooh, let's hit
That kiosk over there.
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Look, mary cherry.
It's harrison claus.
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You mean, joe claus.
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Ho-ho!
Let me get this straight.
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All you want for christmas
Is baby diarrhea doll?
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♪ come all, ye faithful ♪
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♪ joyful and triumphant ♪
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♪ oh, come ye, oh, come ye
To bethlehem ♪
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Man, I can't believe
You have to share everything
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With that little nutcracker.
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Yep, including my traditions.
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Carm? Come on,
Cheer up, okay?
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You can audition for
Cheerleading next year
When you're healed.
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I know. I know.
It's just... [sighs]
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Okay, my new year's resolution
This year, for the first time,
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Was not gonna be to diet.
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Because I am
Totally through with that.
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It was gonna be
To follow my passion, you know.
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And dancing's
My passion.
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But, look,
It's christmas, right?
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Time to be thankful
For what you have,
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Not what you want.
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I mean, there are a lot
Of people worse off than I am.
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Like them, for example.
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Yeah.
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It's true, isn't it?
I mean, if we feel
Like outsiders,
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What do freddy gong, emory dick,
And the tuna twins feel like?
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We feel really bad,
But we don't
Ever do anything about it.
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You know why that is?
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Because they represent
To us everything that
We're afraid of being.
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Unliked and unpopular.
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It's just fear and ignorance
That keeps us
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From breaking bread with them
In the cafeteria.
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You know, maybe it's time
Emory and his posse got
A group secret santa.
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Hey, you guys,
Um, I was thinking.
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I think this year
For christmas, we
As a squad should, um...
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Give a gift.
I want to give carmen ferrara
The fifth slot.
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I'm with you
On this, darling.
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Now, carmen ferrara
May not be the stereotypical
Raving beauty like me,
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But as this semester's
Progressed, I've noticed
She's got tres spirit.
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Carmen's great.
And she's pretty and nice
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And she can shake her ass
Like nobody's business.
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In the spirit of the season,
Let's do it.
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Okay, then,
It's unanimous.
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Right?
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Nic?
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Sure, I'll put carm
On the squad
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When hell freezes over
And/or melissa joan hart
Gets nominated for an oscar.
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Nic, come on. You've seen
The advanced audition list.
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Carmen is far and away
The best dancer.
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I don't even feel like
This gesture would be
A compromise.
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You know, I'm getting
Really irritated with this
Spirit of the season crap
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And the coddle carmen movement.
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Do you think
It would kill you to lose
The attitude for one day?
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00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,750
You want a charity
And we've got one.
247
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:34,418
I'm off right now
To drop off donations.
248
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,820
See you later.
249
00:12:36,889 --> 00:12:38,456
Y'all,
250
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:42,527
After that cruel diatribe,
I know what to get nic
For christmas this year.
251
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:44,695
A hunk... Of coal.
252
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,866
I think she's acting
This way because of marley.
253
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,001
She died this time
Last year,
254
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:53,304
And I just don't think nicole's
Really ever dealt with it.
255
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,143
Merry christmas, principal hall.
Of course, you must
Know why I'm here.
256
00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:04,015
Oh, it is wonderful
To smell you today,
Miss julian.
257
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:05,784
Of course I know why
You're here.
258
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:10,088
Every year, the cheerleaders
Raise a pretty penny
For unicef.
259
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:13,824
It is a wonderful,
Giving tradition
You girls have started.
260
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,327
Yes, well,
Every little bit helps.
261
00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:21,699
There you go.
feliz navidad, principal hall.
262
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,967
feliz navidad, miss julian.
263
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:34,645
♪ la, la, la, la, la, la
Ba-rump-a-pum-pum ♪
264
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:41,352
Welcome to clinique.
May I help you?
265
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,822
Well, well.
266
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,723
If it isn't bio-glass.
267
00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,891
Earning a little
Extra cash for the holidays?
268
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:50,794
Uh, actually, yes,
Miss julian.
269
00:13:50,863 --> 00:13:55,199
My sister, nurse jessi glass,
Has had a hankering
For a hairless pussy.
270
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,236
She saw that austin powers
Sequel six times this year.
271
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,471
She just loves
Dr. Evil's cat.
272
00:14:00,540 --> 00:14:03,207
I want to make
Her christmas dreams come true,
273
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:06,044
But those pussycats
Ain't cheap.
274
00:14:06,112 --> 00:14:10,814
So the job came up,
I needed the cash, and
I already had the lab coat.
275
00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:13,917
How wonderful for you,
Miss glass, to be
In an environment
276
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,754
Where the customer's
Always right.
Quite a change of pace
277
00:14:16,822 --> 00:14:20,524
From the fascist educator
Techniques you employ
In the classroom, huh?
278
00:14:20,593 --> 00:14:24,262
Can I interest you in
A sample of our dramatically
Different moisturizer?
279
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,432
I'm here for
Exfoliation purposes.
280
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:30,134
I'll take the clarifying
Lotion number four.
281
00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,781
Can I get you
Anything else today,
Miss julian?
282
00:14:43,849 --> 00:14:47,385
Yes. Your manager,
You stupid fool.
283
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:48,786
Manager!
284
00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:50,854
Manager, I need help.
285
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:55,260
I'm gottfried, clinique manager
On duty. May I help you?
286
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,861
Yes, your incompetent
Saleswoman here
287
00:14:57,930 --> 00:15:00,264
Just sold me the number four
Clarifying lotion.
288
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:01,799
[gasps]
I know.
289
00:15:01,867 --> 00:15:04,402
With my delicate,
Fair complexion,
I need the number one.
290
00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:07,571
Miss glass, number four is
For oily complexion only.
291
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,707
It is an intense exfoliant.
292
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,276
I-- I didn't know.
293
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,577
I am tired of informing you
About a product
294
00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,613
Of which you are
Supposed to be educated.
295
00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,116
I'm sorry. I just don't
Use these products.
296
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,317
Apparently.
297
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,153
You've got pores
The size of hubcaps.
298
00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:24,788
Not a good face
To be pushing products.
299
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,958
Miss bobbi glass,
Sir,
300
00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:30,228
I'm sorry, but
You are discharged.
301
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,230
Oh, please, sir.
302
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,065
I'm a teacher on
A limited income.
I need this job.
303
00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,768
I'm sorry. You're fired.
304
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,346
Miss julian.
305
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:51,049
Merry christmas.
306
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,269
[echoing voice]
nicole.
307
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,838
nicole!
308
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,140
♪♪
309
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:19,610
[bells tolling]
310
00:16:31,123 --> 00:16:33,123
What do you want
From me?
311
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,058
Much.
312
00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:43,601
[chains rattling]
313
00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:46,337
Who are you?
314
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:48,606
In life, I was
Your cheerleader mentor.
315
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:50,208
Marley jacob.
316
00:16:50,276 --> 00:16:52,977
Oh, my god, marley.
Is that really you?
317
00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:56,914
I always knew you had
No bowels, but now I can
See it so clearly.
318
00:16:56,982 --> 00:16:58,849
You're so lucky.
319
00:16:58,918 --> 00:17:00,485
Do you believe?
320
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,553
Sure, cher.
321
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:04,855
Ahhhh!
322
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,393
Okay, I believe,
Heinous apparition.
Why do you haunt me?
323
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,462
To warn you,
Nicole julian.
324
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,431
Learn from me.
325
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:16,667
I am condemned to walk
This earth forever,
326
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,703
To see over and over
327
00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:21,205
What I might have shared
And turned into happiness.
328
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,375
I wear chains I made
In my own life.
329
00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,544
I made it of my own
Free will
330
00:17:26,612 --> 00:17:30,048
When I ignored the unpopular
And the suffering
331
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,317
And dedicated
My every waking moment
332
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:35,386
To being a greedy,
333
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:38,589
Hard-ass, self-centered bitch!
334
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,492
Ahhhh!
335
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:48,098
But tonight, you will be
Haunted by three spirits.
336
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:51,034
Expect the first
When the bell chimes 1:00.
337
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,838
Rest assured,
338
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:58,141
I will haunt your
Every eight-count
And post-lunch purge
339
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:02,680
Unless you see
The error of your ways.
340
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,682
Remember me.
341
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,550
Remember me.
342
00:18:16,896 --> 00:18:18,496
Remember me.
343
00:18:36,215 --> 00:18:38,616
[clock tolls]
344
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:52,730
Look, I told you I don't need
The dramatically different
Moisturizer. capisce?
345
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,133
I come not to hydrate,
But to warn.
346
00:18:55,201 --> 00:18:57,268
I am the ghost
Of christmas past.
347
00:18:57,337 --> 00:19:00,238
Get your ass out of bed.
You're coming with me.
348
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,373
Where are we going?
349
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,775
To see clearly
Events that have been,
350
00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:08,579
Terrifying events that
Will inform a potentially
Dreadful future.
351
00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,948
Are we going far?
352
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:14,785
Far indeed!
As long as your life,
Nicole julian.
353
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:20,891
[cooing]
354
00:19:23,529 --> 00:19:25,195
She's so beautiful.
355
00:19:25,265 --> 00:19:27,197
Yes, you are.
356
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:28,666
That's me?
357
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,373
Mother?
358
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:37,140
Yes, that's her.
359
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,109
Why isn't she
Picking me up?
360
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:41,011
She never did.
361
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:44,048
Not once, when you were
Vulnerable and in need
Of loving care.
362
00:19:44,116 --> 00:19:47,718
She wanted to be something,
Anything other than a mother,
I'm afraid.
363
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,186
We don't get along.
364
00:19:49,255 --> 00:19:52,255
Apparently, we didn't
Get along even back then.
365
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:54,324
I hate her.
366
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,026
There is one who cared.
367
00:19:56,095 --> 00:19:59,630
Other than calvin klein,
She's the only person
You've ever loved.
368
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:04,367
Nana.
369
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:05,736
Nana, I'm here.
370
00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:07,271
She cannot hear you,
My dear.
371
00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:09,573
These are but shadows
Of things that have been.
372
00:20:09,642 --> 00:20:11,375
They have no
Consciousness of us.
373
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,243
Then why did you
Bring me here?
374
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,546
Oh, my dear, lost child.
375
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,181
Although you've turned
Into a spiteful, bilious hag,
376
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:19,850
You didn't start out
That way.
377
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:21,985
You were pure once
And uncorrupted.
378
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,722
Bad children aren't
Born that way.
379
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,257
Cruelty is a taught skill.
380
00:20:31,764 --> 00:20:35,366
Oh, my god,
Vanilla ice is so hot.
I want to marry vanilla ice.
381
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,134
I want to marry
M.C. Hammer.
382
00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:39,937
I want to marry all
The new kids on the block.
383
00:20:40,005 --> 00:20:41,805
Do you know
Where you are?
384
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:45,208
School. I never got to sit with
Mandy shepherd and ariel murphy.
385
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:48,078
You never got to
Sit with anybody, did you?
386
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:58,055
That's not me.
387
00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:00,257
Yes, it is, dear.
No, it's not.
388
00:21:00,325 --> 00:21:03,160
Okay, look, see, hon.
I'm a spirit.
389
00:21:03,229 --> 00:21:05,596
I have supernatural
Powers of clairvoyance.
390
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:07,665
That little
Porker was you.
391
00:21:20,179 --> 00:21:22,179
Let's get her.
392
00:21:37,563 --> 00:21:39,497
Ass-face.
Pillow-biter.
393
00:21:39,565 --> 00:21:41,331
Toe jam snacker.
394
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,401
Scumbelina.
Skank-breath.
395
00:21:43,469 --> 00:21:45,269
Tongue-shaver.
Tinker-smell.
396
00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:48,338
You never cried.
Not once.
397
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,508
I couldn't.
398
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:52,175
I wouldn't.
399
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,545
'cause then they'd win.
400
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:06,424
What is it, baby?
401
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:08,359
I'm ugly.
402
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,861
Oh, no, you're not,
Sweetheart.
403
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,630
Come sit
On grandma's lap.
404
00:22:12,698 --> 00:22:14,598
There we are.
405
00:22:14,667 --> 00:22:19,837
Now, there is
A beautiful person
Inside of you,
406
00:22:19,905 --> 00:22:23,140
Just ready
To shine through.
407
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:25,676
And all you have to do
408
00:22:25,745 --> 00:22:27,277
Is smile.
409
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:30,948
There.
410
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,451
I have something for you.
411
00:22:33,519 --> 00:22:36,386
An early christmas present.
412
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:39,957
I think after the day
We've had today
413
00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,893
That we deserve it.
Don't you think?
414
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:46,864
[♪♪ classical]
415
00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:52,703
Please, don't leave me.
416
00:22:52,772 --> 00:22:55,573
Oh. I promise.
417
00:22:55,641 --> 00:23:00,911
I will never, ever,
Ever leave you.
418
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:11,088
♪♪ [music box]
419
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:18,796
She left me.
420
00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:21,465
And she didn't even
Say good-bye.
421
00:23:22,969 --> 00:23:24,902
I'm done with this.
422
00:23:24,971 --> 00:23:26,904
No, hateful one,
You're not.
423
00:23:26,973 --> 00:23:28,939
Your journey's
Just beginning.
424
00:23:31,444 --> 00:23:34,277
This is kennedy high,
Where I go to school.
425
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:37,347
Indeed, and your reign
Of terror began
One year ago.
426
00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:49,560
I look so hot.
427
00:23:49,629 --> 00:23:50,961
Yes, you do.
428
00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:53,063
When marley died of anorexia,
429
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:55,566
You sucked up her spotlight
Within a month.
430
00:23:55,635 --> 00:23:57,267
So what?
431
00:23:57,336 --> 00:23:59,636
She had the best facials,
The best hairdresser.
432
00:23:59,705 --> 00:24:02,339
With marley out
Of the picture,
I had co-captain needs.
433
00:24:02,407 --> 00:24:06,409
With her out of the picture,
The trace of humanity that once
Pulsed in your veins
434
00:24:06,478 --> 00:24:08,278
Was replaced by ice.
435
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:10,915
Ass-face!
436
00:24:12,317 --> 00:24:13,884
Pillow-biter.
437
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,085
Scumbelina.
438
00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:16,419
Skank-breath.
439
00:24:16,488 --> 00:24:20,157
This year your villainy
Has been exceptional.
440
00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:25,028
Given the opportunity,
Did you ever try to ease
Pain and uncertainty?
441
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:27,998
Oh, hey, brooky,
Your new roommate,
Sam mcpherson,
442
00:24:28,067 --> 00:24:31,735
I overheard her telling
Everyone in french class
That you bite your toenails.
443
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:32,970
What?
444
00:24:33,038 --> 00:24:35,773
Maybe you should find her
And slap her in the face.
445
00:24:35,841 --> 00:24:37,407
[scoffs]
446
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,944
Lies. All lies.
447
00:24:41,013 --> 00:24:43,280
Oh, hey, spam, guess what.
448
00:24:43,349 --> 00:24:46,684
Your new roomie, I overhead her
Telling the hot guys on the team
449
00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:49,152
That she saw you naked
And you have cellulite.
450
00:24:49,221 --> 00:24:52,823
You're never gonna
Get a date now,
Cottage cheese thighs,
451
00:24:52,892 --> 00:24:56,326
But your legs could
Open a salad bar.
452
00:24:56,395 --> 00:24:59,563
I was just having fun.
453
00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,966
At everyone's expense
But your own.
454
00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,134
Even when confronted
By yourself,
455
00:25:04,203 --> 00:25:06,336
You still choose ill will
Over empathy.
456
00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:08,171
What do you mean?
I love myself.
457
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,974
I treat myself religiously.
I get a mani and a pedi...
458
00:25:11,043 --> 00:25:14,311
The person who was the nicole
Of old, the true nicole,
459
00:25:14,379 --> 00:25:18,415
Is the person you go out of
Your way to destroy the most.
460
00:25:19,685 --> 00:25:22,119
What are you implying?
461
00:25:22,187 --> 00:25:23,653
That I'm carmen?
462
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:26,690
Aren't you?
Look closer.
463
00:25:28,160 --> 00:25:29,392
Why is...
464
00:25:29,461 --> 00:25:30,861
Why is carmen crying?
465
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:34,898
Her tears today were
A result of a cruel taunt.
466
00:25:34,967 --> 00:25:36,901
Her tears were because
You denied her
467
00:25:36,969 --> 00:25:39,469
The one thing that would've
Made her feel accepted.
468
00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:42,072
Cheerleading.
469
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:45,008
Well, I'm not her.
470
00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:48,078
I'm ugly.
471
00:25:48,147 --> 00:25:50,814
I've seen enough.
472
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:52,015
You haven't.
473
00:25:52,084 --> 00:25:53,817
Look at carmen.
474
00:25:53,886 --> 00:25:55,819
Look at yourself.
475
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,687
No, I won't.
476
00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:00,023
You must.
No, I won't.
477
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,059
I won't! I won't!
478
00:26:03,595 --> 00:26:05,563
I won't. I won't.
479
00:26:05,631 --> 00:26:06,696
[clock tolls]
480
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:14,137
[bells jingle]
481
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:25,249
Mary cherry,
What are you doing here?
482
00:26:25,317 --> 00:26:28,151
I am the spirit
Of christmas present!
483
00:26:33,959 --> 00:26:37,494
Is your heart still unmoved
By what you've seen tonight?
484
00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:39,262
Look, I've tried getting help,
485
00:26:39,331 --> 00:26:42,232
But I'm always smarter than
The therapists they send me to.
486
00:26:42,301 --> 00:26:43,700
Just leave me alone
487
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,469
To deal with mental health
And christmas in my own way.
488
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,707
We should not live
Christmas only one day,
489
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:54,177
But rather,
Celebrate it in spirit
All the days of the year.
490
00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:56,180
Now, you've chosen not
To celebrate christmas
491
00:26:56,248 --> 00:26:58,248
In your cold, steely heart.
492
00:26:58,317 --> 00:27:00,584
Therefore,
You're gonna come with me
493
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:02,953
To the christmas
About to be
494
00:27:03,022 --> 00:27:05,755
And witness it in the hearts
Of teens of good will.
495
00:27:05,825 --> 00:27:10,027
Now, my magical star
Of bethlehem facsimile,
Purchased at neiman marcus,
496
00:27:10,095 --> 00:27:13,597
Will guide us with
Its shining light.
497
00:27:26,278 --> 00:27:27,878
Wow. Check it out.
498
00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,480
You know, um...
499
00:27:32,084 --> 00:27:34,852
Despite the hell
Of living with you,
500
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:38,656
I'm kind of glad
They found each other.
501
00:27:41,026 --> 00:27:42,892
Me, too.
502
00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:45,128
Wait a minute.
They hate each other!
503
00:27:45,197 --> 00:27:47,630
They're not supposed
To be nice to each other.
504
00:27:51,237 --> 00:27:52,702
Here.
505
00:27:52,772 --> 00:27:54,905
What is it, a bomb?
506
00:27:54,974 --> 00:27:57,540
No, I bought you
A little gift.
507
00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:58,741
Merry christmas.
508
00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,344
That's so sweet.
509
00:28:16,161 --> 00:28:18,095
Here, got you one, too.
510
00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:19,663
Wow.
511
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:22,299
Yeah. Shall we?
512
00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:29,372
Radiohead concert tickets?
513
00:28:29,441 --> 00:28:32,109
Sam, that's so great.
514
00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:35,045
They're one of my favorite
Bands. I thought you might
Like them.
515
00:28:35,114 --> 00:28:38,048
No, I do. Thanks.
516
00:28:38,117 --> 00:28:39,416
No problem.
517
00:28:42,988 --> 00:28:44,854
What's this?
518
00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,891
You know when we had to go
To dinner for jane's birthday,
519
00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:49,960
And they made us pose
Like a family?
520
00:28:50,029 --> 00:28:51,628
Yeah, I hated that night.
521
00:28:51,696 --> 00:28:54,031
Yeah, me, too.
But, um...
522
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:57,100
I really love that picture.
You look really beautiful.
523
00:29:01,473 --> 00:29:02,839
Thank you.
524
00:29:04,743 --> 00:29:05,909
Thank you.
525
00:29:08,213 --> 00:29:10,613
Okay.
526
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:14,151
If even sam and brooke
Can make peace for
One day of the year,
527
00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,086
Then there's hope
For all mankind.
528
00:29:16,155 --> 00:29:18,021
Even you, nic.
529
00:29:26,365 --> 00:29:28,498
Hey, merry christmas.
530
00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:30,867
Miss mcqueen!
531
00:29:30,935 --> 00:29:33,770
Let me just say
What an honor it is...
532
00:29:33,839 --> 00:29:38,976
To breathe in your heady
Christmas oxygen.
533
00:29:39,044 --> 00:29:42,845
Um, not knowing where
The evening will take us,
534
00:29:42,914 --> 00:29:45,883
I've brought
Precautionary shrubbery.
535
00:29:47,519 --> 00:29:50,353
Emory, what is
That stuff?
536
00:29:50,422 --> 00:29:52,055
It's mistletoe.
537
00:29:57,396 --> 00:30:00,530
You owe me big time
For this one.
538
00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:03,133
Mr. Mcqueen, mr. Mcpherson,
We just want you to know
539
00:30:03,202 --> 00:30:05,735
How much we appreciate brooke
And sam's christmas bash.
540
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:08,071
For you cool suburbanites
541
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,107
To open up your
Designer show home
542
00:30:10,175 --> 00:30:13,243
For freaks like us, well...
543
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:16,246
It's really nice.
Thank you.
544
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,448
No, we love
Having you here.
545
00:30:18,517 --> 00:30:20,217
Um, excuse me.
546
00:30:20,285 --> 00:30:23,220
Hey, carmen, um...
547
00:30:23,288 --> 00:30:27,324
Look, I know it's a drag
You have to try out again,
548
00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:29,692
But it has to be
A unanimous vote.
549
00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:31,228
It's cool.
I understand.
550
00:30:31,296 --> 00:30:33,396
Okay.
Okay, wait.
551
00:30:33,465 --> 00:30:35,698
Emory dick is at brooke's
With the tuna twins,
552
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:37,935
And brooke is patronizing
Social outcast, carmen ferrara,
553
00:30:38,003 --> 00:30:39,702
With vegetable-dicing
Sweet-talk.
554
00:30:39,771 --> 00:30:41,438
See, now I know I'm dreaming.
555
00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:44,974
No, it's not a dream,
Evil bitter gal.
See, it's the season.
556
00:30:45,044 --> 00:30:48,545
Also, hon, you may want to
Switch from that cookie to
A celery stick
557
00:30:48,614 --> 00:30:51,548
Before we move on to
Our next riveting
Christmas tableau
558
00:30:51,616 --> 00:30:53,616
'cause if your heinie
Gets any bigger,
559
00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,853
I'm afraid we won't
Be able to fly.
560
00:30:55,921 --> 00:30:58,622
Yo. Yo!
561
00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:00,357
An apple juice toast
To brooke
562
00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:04,394
And sam for throwing
A slammin' christmas party.
563
00:31:04,463 --> 00:31:06,629
[all] Hear! Hear!
Cheers.
564
00:31:06,698 --> 00:31:09,332
I think I would like
To make a toast, too.
565
00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:12,069
To families.
566
00:31:13,772 --> 00:31:15,739
Merry christmas.
567
00:31:15,807 --> 00:31:17,741
To all of us.
568
00:31:17,809 --> 00:31:20,677
God bless us.
569
00:31:20,745 --> 00:31:23,446
God bless us, everyone.
570
00:31:23,515 --> 00:31:26,015
This is great, isn't it?
571
00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:28,718
Everyone who was invited came.
Thanks, guys.
572
00:31:28,787 --> 00:31:31,788
Well, almost everyone.
Nic's not here.
573
00:31:31,856 --> 00:31:35,225
Maybe she's at home,
Polishing her broomstick.
574
00:31:35,294 --> 00:31:37,860
I don't understand how anyone
Can boycott christmas.
575
00:31:37,930 --> 00:31:41,198
You guys, I have one word,
And it's karma.
576
00:31:41,266 --> 00:31:43,566
What goes around,
Comes around.
577
00:31:43,635 --> 00:31:45,935
I'd still like to raise a toast.
578
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:47,069
To nicole.
579
00:31:47,139 --> 00:31:49,539
I am not raising
A toast to her.
580
00:31:49,608 --> 00:31:52,409
I wish she were here.
I'd give the witch
A piece of my mind.
581
00:31:52,478 --> 00:31:55,445
Come on, sammie.
'tis the season, right?
582
00:31:55,514 --> 00:31:58,281
It should be christmas
On which one raises
A glass of health
583
00:31:58,350 --> 00:32:02,852
To such an odious, stingy,
Hard, unfeeling wretch
584
00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:04,287
As nicole julian.
585
00:32:04,356 --> 00:32:07,624
Um, sam, I think that
The boys are right.
586
00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:09,593
We could try to
Forgive and forget.
587
00:32:09,661 --> 00:32:11,428
Maybe a little...
Just christmas.
588
00:32:11,496 --> 00:32:14,264
Good for you, carmen.
That's the spirit.
589
00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:17,267
Okay, I will drink
For your sake and for the days.
590
00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:19,302
Merry christmas
And happy new year.
591
00:32:19,371 --> 00:32:21,471
To nicole.
[all] To nicole.
592
00:32:24,843 --> 00:32:28,678
They were kind to me and drank
A toast to my happiness,
593
00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:32,682
Even though I make most
Of their lives a living hell.
594
00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:34,684
[beeping]
595
00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:36,786
Oh!
596
00:32:36,855 --> 00:32:38,322
Hark!
597
00:32:38,390 --> 00:32:40,890
My time upon this earth
Is brief.
598
00:32:40,959 --> 00:32:42,559
It ends tonight.
599
00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:45,462
The hour of no return
Is near.
600
00:32:46,631 --> 00:32:48,798
Alms for the poor!
601
00:32:48,867 --> 00:32:51,301
Alms for the poor.
602
00:32:51,370 --> 00:32:53,069
Who will give
603
00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:56,506
To save the wretched
Of the world?
604
00:32:56,575 --> 00:32:59,909
Oh, spirit. Why have you
Brought me here?
605
00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:02,345
There's only one thing
Left to see.
606
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:05,114
Beware, for it is
Truly terrifying.
607
00:33:05,184 --> 00:33:08,418
Look here, mortal woman.
Look down and be afraid!
608
00:33:10,722 --> 00:33:13,156
Whose are they, spirit?
Are they yours?
609
00:33:13,225 --> 00:33:14,457
They are man's.
610
00:33:14,526 --> 00:33:17,194
They cling to me
As popularity outcasts.
611
00:33:17,262 --> 00:33:20,163
The girl is fear.
The dirt-eater is ignorance.
612
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,332
Beware them both,
But most of all,
613
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:24,801
Beware the unpopular
Dirt-eater.
614
00:33:24,869 --> 00:33:28,305
For on her brow,
I see written your fate.
615
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:31,341
[bell tolls]
Doom!
616
00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:34,043
[all] Doom!
617
00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:36,213
Odious, stingy,
Hard, unfeeling wretch!
618
00:33:36,281 --> 00:33:38,348
Doom!
619
00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:40,717
Doom!
620
00:33:50,495 --> 00:33:53,130
Are you the spirit
Of christmas yet to come?
621
00:33:53,198 --> 00:33:55,365
I fear you most of all.
622
00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,073
Once the single cell
Mutates...
623
00:34:04,142 --> 00:34:06,776
I can't study.
624
00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:08,778
My heart hurts.
625
00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,314
I can't believe
She's gone.
626
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:15,852
She's the nicest person
I've ever met.
627
00:34:15,921 --> 00:34:17,787
Maybe she's at peace now,
You know?
628
00:34:17,856 --> 00:34:19,656
Are you okay, brooke?
629
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:22,559
Spirit, it's me
That passed on,
630
00:34:22,627 --> 00:34:24,861
Forever young and
Beautiful at 16, right?
631
00:34:24,929 --> 00:34:26,829
How did I go?
632
00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:28,865
Drunk driver?
633
00:34:28,933 --> 00:34:31,000
Too much liposuction?
634
00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:34,337
You guys, here comes sam.
Please don't talk about
What happened, okay?
635
00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,539
It makes her so upset.
636
00:34:36,608 --> 00:34:38,841
Hey, can I study
With you guys?
637
00:34:38,910 --> 00:34:40,410
Sure.
638
00:34:40,479 --> 00:34:43,012
So, did you think
Of boo today? Ow.
639
00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:47,451
Actually, I did.
I do every day.
640
00:34:47,519 --> 00:34:50,253
Today I put a christmas
Wreath up on her tombstone.
641
00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:52,322
Do you talk to her?
642
00:34:52,391 --> 00:34:54,424
I do sometimes.
643
00:34:54,493 --> 00:34:57,059
Wait. I'm confused.
644
00:34:57,128 --> 00:34:59,629
I can understand how
Brooke would be devastated
645
00:34:59,698 --> 00:35:01,264
At my absence, but not spam.
646
00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:03,700
She's jealous of me
And she hates my guts.
647
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,635
Yeah. Yeah, I do.
648
00:35:05,704 --> 00:35:08,171
I've told her
How proud she'd be
649
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:10,707
About the petition we got
Signed into law at kennedy.
650
00:35:10,775 --> 00:35:12,775
It's the way it should be.
651
00:35:12,844 --> 00:35:14,777
Cheerleaders should
Be determined by talent.
652
00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,746
Plain and simple,
End of argument.
653
00:35:16,815 --> 00:35:19,916
Yeah. It's just a shame
She didn't live to
Benefit from it.
654
00:35:21,453 --> 00:35:24,721
[sighs]
God, I miss carmen so much.
655
00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:27,757
Carmen? They're talking
About carmen?
656
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:30,593
Spirit, come on.
She had a sprained ankle
For god's sake.
657
00:35:30,662 --> 00:35:32,129
You can't kick from that.
658
00:35:32,197 --> 00:35:34,597
Gangrene is truly
A fast-acting killer.
659
00:35:34,666 --> 00:35:36,065
Yep.
660
00:35:42,841 --> 00:35:45,342
Spirit,
Don't tell me anymore.
661
00:35:45,410 --> 00:35:46,843
Oh, god.
662
00:35:46,911 --> 00:35:48,845
I'm afraid of
What I've become
663
00:35:48,913 --> 00:35:50,447
And what becomes of me.
664
00:35:50,515 --> 00:35:52,081
Just take me home,
Please.
665
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:13,336
This is where it ends,
Doesn't it?
666
00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:22,846
Did I die alone?
667
00:36:22,914 --> 00:36:25,114
Did anyone ever love me?
668
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:28,417
Did I ever love anyone?
669
00:36:30,589 --> 00:36:32,288
Oh, god.
670
00:36:32,356 --> 00:36:34,491
Can't this end differently?
671
00:36:36,260 --> 00:36:38,761
It can't end like this.
672
00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:54,844
I did die alone, didn't I?
673
00:36:54,913 --> 00:36:58,314
I had so much potential.
674
00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,650
And I wasted it all.
675
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,351
And for what?
676
00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:06,255
I was never happy.
I was never content.
677
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:10,493
I was just mean
And horrible.
678
00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:17,133
Spirit,
679
00:37:17,202 --> 00:37:19,769
I'm not that girl
I once was.
680
00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:22,505
I'm someone new now.
Someone entirely new.
681
00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:25,475
I promise, I'll try to keep
The spirit of christmas alive
682
00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:27,109
All the days of the year.
683
00:37:27,178 --> 00:37:29,646
I could sweep
These shadows away.
684
00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:33,550
Please, spirit.
685
00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:37,687
Tell me I can
Still change, please.
686
00:38:04,315 --> 00:38:06,649
[birds chirping]
687
00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:31,774
I'm not dead.
688
00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:33,643
I'm not...
689
00:38:33,712 --> 00:38:37,113
Oh, my new cashmere shawl.
You're still here!
690
00:38:37,181 --> 00:38:40,983
Oh, my new jimmy choo shoes.
I'm still here.
691
00:38:53,498 --> 00:38:56,099
♪♪
692
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:59,235
Thanks for the dream,
Marley jacob.
693
00:39:17,088 --> 00:39:19,956
Merry christmas,
Miss julian.
694
00:39:23,328 --> 00:39:27,396
♪ holy night
And all is calm ♪
695
00:39:29,267 --> 00:39:31,534
♪ all is right ♪
696
00:39:31,603 --> 00:39:34,103
♪ round yon virgin ♪
697
00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:38,808
Nicole?
Hey, b.
698
00:39:40,912 --> 00:39:42,645
Well, don't just sit there
699
00:39:42,714 --> 00:39:45,514
Like barnacles
On a crusty butt, you guys.
700
00:39:45,583 --> 00:39:47,516
It's time to
Open your presents.
701
00:39:50,288 --> 00:39:54,223
Look, mary cherry. She gave me
The pearl necklace I've been
Admiring for weeks.
702
00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:55,892
I think they're real.
703
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,694
Check this out.
704
00:39:57,762 --> 00:39:59,996
She gave me
Her country club membership.
705
00:40:00,064 --> 00:40:02,298
She's crossed out her name
And wrote in mine.
706
00:40:02,367 --> 00:40:05,101
This is the best golf course
In the city. Thank you.
707
00:40:05,169 --> 00:40:08,137
Wow. I got a lady shaver
708
00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:10,840
With a mother of pearl
Lady handle. Thanks.
709
00:40:12,477 --> 00:40:16,112
I got a camera.
Nicole, this is really cool.
710
00:40:16,180 --> 00:40:19,315
Yeah, that's so you can take
Pictures for the paper, spam,
711
00:40:19,383 --> 00:40:21,718
Hopefully instead of
Writing condemning editorials.
712
00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:24,687
Deal. For this week anyway.
713
00:40:26,157 --> 00:40:27,857
Thank you.
Good for you.
714
00:40:27,926 --> 00:40:30,092
Hey, carm, what'd you get?
715
00:40:30,161 --> 00:40:33,062
Um, there wasn't
A package with my name on it.
716
00:40:33,131 --> 00:40:34,764
Ooh, sorry, carm.
717
00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:36,532
Now, wait a minute.
718
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:38,301
I'm sure I got you something.
719
00:40:38,369 --> 00:40:41,370
Let's see.
Breath mints? No.
720
00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:43,640
Um, tampons. No.
721
00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:46,475
Oh, here it is.
722
00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:57,119
It's an ice pack.
723
00:40:57,188 --> 00:40:59,622
Yeah. Um, make sure
You put it on tonight.
724
00:40:59,691 --> 00:41:02,458
We're gonna need your swelling
To go down by january 1
725
00:41:02,526 --> 00:41:05,161
So I can teach you the second
Semester squad eight-count.
726
00:41:05,229 --> 00:41:08,030
But I'm not a cheerleader.
727
00:41:13,204 --> 00:41:14,937
You are now.
728
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:19,508
You're a really great
Dancer, carmen.
729
00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:22,779
And it would be an honor
To have you on the squad.
730
00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:26,749
Okay, here.
Come on, carmen.
731
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,751
Don't cry.
732
00:41:28,820 --> 00:41:30,920
We need your lungs
For our nightcap.
733
00:41:30,989 --> 00:41:33,089
Congratulations.
734
00:41:33,158 --> 00:41:35,592
And, uh, merry christmas.
735
00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:39,261
Merry christmas, nicole.
736
00:41:49,173 --> 00:41:53,642
Look, jessi.
What's that burning bright?
737
00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:56,445
Well, I believe,
It being christmas, bob,
738
00:41:56,515 --> 00:42:00,517
It's either the star
Of bethlehem or a top-secret
Nasa experiment gone awry.
739
00:42:00,585 --> 00:42:04,554
I'm sorry I couldn't
Afford much
740
00:42:04,623 --> 00:42:06,556
Of a christmas
This year, jessi.
741
00:42:06,625 --> 00:42:09,491
I know how much
You wanted that
Hairless pussy... Cat.
742
00:42:09,561 --> 00:42:11,528
It's okay, bob.
743
00:42:11,596 --> 00:42:15,632
I've got my sister here.
I've got my vibrating chair.
744
00:42:15,700 --> 00:42:19,201
It's all the christmas
I could want.
745
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:23,640
[chattering]
What the hell...
746
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,574
Bob, get the gun.
747
00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:31,347
♪ hark!
The herald angels sing ♪
748
00:42:31,415 --> 00:42:36,953
♪ glory to the newborn king ♪
749
00:42:37,021 --> 00:42:42,158
♪ peace on earth
And mercy mild ♪
750
00:42:42,227 --> 00:42:47,830
♪ god and sinners
Reconciled ♪
751
00:42:47,899 --> 00:42:51,034
♪ joyful all ye ♪
752
00:42:51,102 --> 00:42:54,203
Merry christmas,
Bobbi glass.
753
00:42:54,272 --> 00:42:58,540
♪ join the triumph
Of the skies ♪
754
00:42:58,610 --> 00:43:05,114
♪ with angelic
Host proclaim ♪
755
00:43:05,183 --> 00:43:11,087
♪ christ is born
In bethlehem ♪
756
00:43:13,157 --> 00:43:15,524
Merry christmas!
757
00:43:26,370 --> 00:43:29,705
♪ to bend and not to break ♪
758
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:33,542
♪ chin up, try not to quake ♪
759
00:43:33,611 --> 00:43:37,113
♪ I'm grinning on the outside ♪
760
00:43:37,181 --> 00:43:40,983
♪ but I'm a wreck internally ♪
761
00:43:43,054 --> 00:43:46,588
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪
762
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:54,663
♪ ooh, la la la la ♪